You Shall Not Pass! (Unless you score 100 on the following test):

This is mostly for Sam's benefit.

1. Can you Irish jig for 4 hours straight?
2. Can you screech like a Pterodactyl?
3. Can you drink 3 beers without getting drunk?
4. Can you be on the receiving end of insults or be an insulter?
5. Do you have hot friends?
6. Can you learn to LOVE Boston Legal?
7. Are you a Sci-Fi person?
8. Do you have a nickname?
9. Are you opposed to pee in your mouth?
and...
10. How comfortable are you with late night, snuggle sessions?